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#republicans

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The Republicans are coming - make nice.


Ed Koch


#make #nice #republicans

Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.


George Carlin


#republicans #political

Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.


Stephen Colbert


#gop #humor #politics #republicans #humor

I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.


Paul Tsongas


#politics #republicans #humor

I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country -- vote Republican.


Barbara Ehrenreich


#politics #republicans #humor

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.


Jay Leno


#politics #republicans #humor

Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I don’t think politicians are thieves, because you can’t steal what you’ve been given. Once we stop giving in, they’ll stop taking.



Jarod Kintz


#politicians #politics #republicans #change

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.


Bill Maher


#republicans #tiger-woods #marriage

What we're seeing early on is Democrats rallying around Al Gore, Republicans rallying around George Bush and the difficulty of anybody else to get any room in the race.


Stuart Rothenberg


#al gore #any #anybody #around #bush

Every election is determined by the people who show up.


Larry J. Sabato


#democracy-fascism #democracy-freedom #democracy-voting #democrats #elections






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