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O you youths, Western youths, So impatient, full of action, full of manly pride and friendship, Plain I see you Western youths, see you tramping with the foremost, Pioneers! O pioneers!


Walt Whitman


#pride #youth #friendship

Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!


James Patterson


#iggy #max #maximum-ride #funny

They call me, The Sharkalator


James Patterson


#funny #gazzy #maximum-ride #name-calling #nicknames

One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #piggyback #piggyback-rides #funny

I’ve always loved you,” he said, his eyes a blue that was almost violet. “You know this.” She swallowed a lump in her throat. “I only wonder whether I deserve such devotion.” “Sometimes people fall in love with those who do not return the same strength of feelings. It is as it is,” he said with a quiet intensity. “What I give, I give freely. You owe me nothing, not love, not friendship, not even obligation.


Sherry Thomas


#sherry-thomas #tempting-the-bride #unrequited-love #friendship

It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn


James Patterson


#funny #max #popcorn #ride #funny

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.


Anthony Horowitz


#funny #funny

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

I am not african. Africa is in me, but I cannot return. I am not taina. Taino is in me, but there is no way back. I am european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there. I am new. History made me. My first language is Spanglish. I was born at the crossroads and I am whole.


Aurora Levins Morales


#home

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max


James Patterson


#maxride #humor






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