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#rites

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We are not hypocrites in our sleep.


William Hazlitt


#our #sleep

No one writes dialect better than Flannery O'Connor. No one should even try.


David Sedaris


#connor #dialect #even #should #than

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars.


Martin Luther


#also #bible #clouds #flowers #god

Full moon calls thee-- Shai-hulud shall thou see; Red the night, dusky sky, Bloody death didst thou die. We pray to a moon: she is round-- Luck with us will then abound, What we seek for shall be found In the land of solid ground.


Frank Herbert


#death

Kiss me, k-k-kiss me, infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison, take me, t-t-take me, wanna be your victim, ready for abduction boy, you're a werewolf, your touch is so furry, its supernatural, extra-werewolf-iestrial," Jen sung as loud as she could.


Quinn Loftis


#decebel #jen #love

You're so hypno-something, could you be the devil, could you be an angel, your touch is something good, feels like going floating, leave my body glowing." "Katy Perry? She's singing Katy Perry in the hospital bathroom. Just when you think you've seen it all," Sally mumbled. She knocked on the door again. Still no answer, so she started banging. Then she was banging and hollering, "JEN! OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!" Wouldn't you know, she just sang louder. Why am I not surprised, she thought.


Quinn Loftis


#jen #sally #devil

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.


Heather Brewer


#journalism

Do all of you think we have fleas?" Decebel asked as he looked at Jen and Sally. "I think we just make an assumption because of the hair and what not, that you, ya know, might have a problem with the little buggers when you in your wolf form.


Quinn Loftis


#decebel #jen #ya

I don't play favorites with people. My basic philosophy is that the only way to make the world a better place is by bringing something beautiful to every single person you run into at every moment of the day, so how can you play favorites with somebody?


John Zorn


#beautiful #better #better place #bringing #day

Fate is never too generous even to its favorites. Rarely do the gods grant a mortal more than one immortal deed.


Stefan Zweig


#even #fate #favorites #generous #gods






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