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Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.


Lauren Willig


#humorous-quotations #mystery #humor

With his eyes and those hands there won't be a woman safe in all the world when he starts hunting after the ladies.' 'Courting, dear,' my father corrected gently. 'Semantics,' she shrugged.


Patrick Rothfuss


#courtship #humor #humour #kingkiller-chronicle #kvothe

I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300


Damon Suede


#humor #humor

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?


Meg Cabot


#inspirational #romance #humor

He pulled away the glove, and at the first glimpse of her fragile, white hand, all thoughts of negotiation fled. "I don't see how matters could become worse," he muttered. "I am already besotted with a needle-tongued, conceited, provoking ape leader of a lady." Her head jerked up. "Besotted? You're nothing like it. Vengeful is more like it. Spiteful.


Loretta Chase


#jessica-trent #romance #humor

Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.


Michelle Marcos


#humor #romance #humor

You cannot discover new oceans until you are willing to lose sight of the shore.


Sharon Leaf


#fiction-romance #humor #inspirational #romance #true-romance

If I were being honest with myself, he lit a blaze, not just a blush, but that’s too much reality for me to admit.


S.L. Scott


#romance #sexy #humor

Thank you,” she whispered, sending up a quick prayer for his continued recovery. “You’re welcome,” Marcus murmured. Honoria let out a little shriek of surprise, jumping back nearly a foot. “Sorry,” he said, but he was laughing. It was quite the loveliest sound Honoria had ever heard. “I wasn’t thanking you,” she said pertly. “I know.” He smiled


Julia Quinn


#romance #thank-you #humor

I am asking you to marry me because I love you,” he said, “because I cannot imagine living my life without you. I want to see your face in the morning, and then at night, and a hundred times in between. I want to grow old with you, I want to laugh with you, and I want to sigh to my friends about how managing you are, all the while secretly knowing I am the luckiest man in town.” “What?” she demanded. He shrugged. “A man’s got to keep up appearances. I’ll be universally detested if everyone realizes how perfect you are.


Julia Quinn


#love-speech #romance #sweet #imagination






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