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Piper went a little crazy. She cried out with relief and dove straight into the water. What was she thinking? She didn't take a rope or a life vest or anything. But at the moment, she was just so happy that she paddled over to Leo and kissed him on the cheek, which kind of surprised him. "Miss me?" Leo laughed. Piper was suddenly furious. "Where were you? How are you guys alive?" "Long story," he said. A picnic basket bobbed to the surface next to him. "Want a brownie? ↗


— Rick Riordan


#romance #romantic #humor

Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#paranormal-romance #humor

Sorry,ʺ she said, her face shining with joy when she saw me. ʺShould have put a sock on the door. Didnʹt realize things were getting hot and heavy.ʺ ʺNo avoiding it,ʺ I said lightly, clasping Dimitriʹs hand. ʺThings are always hot with him around.ʺ Dimitri looked scandalized. Heʹd never held back when we were in bed together, but his private nature wouldnʹt let him even hint about such matters to others. It was mean, but I laughed and kissed his cheek. ʺOh, this is going to be fun,ʺ I said. ʺNow that everythingʹs out in the open.ʺ ʺYeah,ʺ he said. ʺI got a pretty ‘funʹ look from your father the other day. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#romance #humor

It felt like he’d been dragged through the nine circles of hell — by his testicles. ↗


— Kay Berrisford


#erotica #fantasy #humor #m-m-paranormal #m-m-romance

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there? ↗


— Nora Roberts


#romance #humor

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that. ↗


— Sarah MacLean


#romance #humor

I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way." ~Evan Loehr ↗


— Jessica Scott


#romance #humor

That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me -- do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower? ↗


— Nicholas Sparks


#humor #romantic #humor

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you. ↗


— Sabrina Jeffries


#romance #wealth #humor

I was sorry to lose it, and if you make me another one, I promise not to get taken captive by bandits and have to use it to save my life. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#fantasy #humor #romance #humor






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