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#roman

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Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91) ↗


— L.M. Montgomery


#love-story #romance #shakespeare #writing #humor

Remember I told you I’ve taken a vow of chastity. You understand what that means, right? Yeah,” he said. “You’re very generous. I think that’s cool.” I didn’t quite get his answer, but I didn’t want to prolong the conversation. [...] That’s when it dawned on me what Greg had meant. [...] Um, that’s charity, Greg, not chastity. He is so not the right guy for me.(137-138) ↗


— Robin Brande


#romance #humor

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm? ↗


— Stephenie Meyer


#humor #romance #humor

It was like someone in a suit walked up to me and gave me a certificate, which stated “Roxanne Giselle Logan, Your Life is Fucked”. ↗


— Kristen Ashley


#romance #humor

Did I expect him to think sucking my cock was anything other than disgusting? I‟d never even kissed a girl, and believe me, if someone forced me to take part in some below-the-belt mouth-to-vagina action, I think I‟d probably vomit. ↗


— Cardeno C.


#sweet-romance #humor

Law looked dumbstruck, almost angry. He breathed, "Son of a bitch." And to Tom's surprise, Law got down on one knee and took his hand. "Tom, you beloved bastard, I love you. I need you in my life forever. I cannot imagine existence without you. Will you-God please say yes-grant me the honor and the privilege and save my life and marry me? ↗


— Jez Morrow


#romance #imagination

Katie smiled and turned away, knowing it wasn't an illusion or a figment of her imagination. She knew what she saw. She knew what she believed. ↗


— Nicholas Sparks


#imagination

Fear can be a potent aphrodisiac. ↗


— Kele Moon


#erotic-romance #fear #love #love

When you give yourself to me, completely, I will bite you. Until then, my love, I will only nibble on you.”~Cole ↗


— Tina Carreiro


#hunger #love #paranormal #restraint #romance

There is no law stronger than that of magic. - Kian ↗


— Kailin Gow


#fairy #fairyland #fantasy #love #magic






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