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True friends could not see each other for 20 years and still be the best of friends. As if they saw each other yesterday!


Anonomyus


#friendship-true-and-loyal #friendship

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.


Criss Jami


#funny-but-true #hell #humor #introversion #introvert

I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible.


Jarod Kintz


#book #funny #life #lifetime #read

Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.


Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #funny

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.


Criss Jami


#arrogance #arrogant #boasting #bragging #challenges

Internet access came before pride. 


Jessica Park


#funny

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.


Carroll Bryant


#funny-but-true #humor #humorous #humorous-quotes #funny

Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#bad-company #bad-influence #evil #evil-people #evil-thoughts

Life is too short to dance with ugly men


Christina Dodd


#funny #so-true #funny

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.


Criss Jami


#attraction #fantasy #funny #funny-but-true #gallant






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