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I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes. "I could kiss you!" Chubs cried. "Please don't!" I gasp out, feeling his arms tighten around my ribs to the point of cracking them.


Alexandra Bracken


#friendship #humor #ruby #friendship

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.


Gordon Korman


#joke #jonah-wizard #mistake #translation #humor

Plans are invitation to disappointment.


Derek Landy


#humorous #plans #spontaneity #humor

Baravetto was unconscious when we found him," Hi said. "What'd you do to the guy?" "Kicked him in the balls, then brained him with a rolling pin. Twice.


Kathy Reichs


#virals #humor

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.


Jill Shalvis


#humor

The love scenes that worked, regardless of the director, were the ones where the actors weren't fearful. When somebody was fearful, you could see it right away. It takes you out of the story, and that's to be avoided at all costs.


Jennifer Beals


#away #costs #could #director #fearful

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).


Brian P. Cleary


#humor #observational-comedy #observations #humor

What's the matter with her? [Jasper] asked Griffin. Griffin shook his head. 'Nothing. She's just two personas struggling for dominance in one body.' [Jasper] ... Poor little thing.


Kady Cross


#nonchalance #split-personality #humor

Louisiana is a fresh-air mental asylum.


James Lee Burke


#insanity #louisiana #humor

I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill.” - Takumi


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #strawberry-hill #takumi #humor






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