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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. ↗

— Larry David

#anymore #been #enough #i #know

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized. ↗

— Larry David

#comedy #commercialized #doing #had #i

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. ↗

— Larry David

#funny #good #good and bad #i #i think

I'm anti-cheese in a salad. ↗

— Larry David

#salad

I never thought it would get this bad. I never thought the Reestablishment would take things so far. They're incinerating culture, the beauty of diversity. The new citizens of our world will be reduced to nothing but numbers, easily interchangeable, easily removable, easily destroyed for disobedience. We have lost our humanity. ↗

— Tahereh Mafi

#humanity #juliette #reestablishment #beauty

The Thought Police: To censor and protect. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#police #protect #thought

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. ↗

— Larry David

#closure #die #heart #i #interested

I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. ↗

— Larry David

#i #still #yeah

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. ↗

— Larry David

#flirt #i #i tried #know #run

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. ↗

— Larry David

#becomes #feeling #funny #how #tell