#sad

I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move. ↗

— Steph Campbell

#sadness #sarcasm #humor

It was probably easier in the old days when the bad guys rode into town wearing black capes or whatever bad guys wore and the milk cows were ownded by honest people. Right off the bat, you'd know who you were dealing with. Now everybody dresses alike. ↗

— Joan Bauer

#sad-but-true #humor

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. ↗

— Barney Stinson

#happiness #humor #inspirational #sadness #humor

Dejardins was so stunned, he momentarily forgot how to speak English. "Ce n'est pas possible. On ne pourrait pas- ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #sadie #humor

possibly, mrs. laird...i'd say. except he's dead, you see. well, not completely dead. he's more of a resurrected god. he judges mortal spirits and feeds the hearts of the wicked to his pet monster.oh, and he has blue skin. i'm sure he'd make quite an impression on career day, for all those students aspiring to grow up and become ancient egyptian deities ↗

— serpent's shadow Rick Riordan

#osiris #sadie-kane #humor

Love was worth sacrificing for, he thought as he left his room. Even if it wasn't yours. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#phury #zsadist #love

How unjust then to meet that person you love, and be kept away from them only because ones bed is made of hay , and the other, feathers. ↗

— Kristin Cashore

#sad #social-ranking #true #love

Then she reached to kiss him on the lips, and he let himself have that. Soft, warm, she loved him, a monstrous abomination, a Cursed One. This might be all they ever had, this moment, this kiss, this love. ↗

— Nancy Holder

#crusade #jenn #love

My daddy has a chain five miles long, on each link a heart for a lover he has lost. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#love-dad #sad #love

Nights without work I spent with whisky and books. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#love-story #lovers #sadness #tears #love