#sai

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone. ↗

— Tre Cool

#because #better #better place #i #i always

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#endorsed #ever #i #john #john kerry

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#complimented #driving #fine #know #left

I said on the equality side of it, that it is essential to a woman's equality with man that she be the decision-maker, that her choice be controlling. ↗

— Ruth Bader Ginsburg

#controlling #equality #essential #her #i

It is said that no star is a heroine to her makeup artist. ↗

— Richard Corliss

#her #heroine #makeup #said #star

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#i #mine #never #now #once

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis. ↗

— Gregory Corso

#because #crime #had #i #judge

There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#having #lot #manageable #said #small

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the world's probably a better place for it. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#because #better #better place #eat #encourages

Satan trembles when he sees the weakest saint upon their knees. ↗

— William Cowper

#saint #satan #sees #their #trembles