#sai

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? ↗

— Jay London

#acute #compared #doctor #had #i

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. ↗

— Jay London

#bought #down #fit #girlfriend #jacket

It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now that they've said it, I see it every time I look at him! ↗

— Jeremy London

#every #every time #him #i #i see

Jasmine apologized and said she was sorry and said she loved me, she couldn't believe it and said she thought it would be her. All of them were really, really sorry that it happened to me. ↗

— LaToya London

#believe #happened #her #jasmine #loved

Randy said I could call him for anything, Paula said that she loved me and said how much of a star I was. Simon was like, keep up the good work and I'll have nothing to worry about. ↗

— LaToya London

#anything #call #could #good #good work

So I made a request. I said to the writers, I have a minor request that I just want to play a loser. ↗

— Justin Long

#just #loser #made #minor #play

I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow. ↗

— Eva Longoria

#farmer #go #grow #hunter #hunters

Everybody said Peyton Place would be a mistake. ↗

— Dorothy Malone

#mistake #peyton #place #said #would

I wanted control over what was said and what was not said, rather than holding my head down in shame. ↗

— Rebecca Loos

#down #head #holding #i #over

But, on the other hand, I get bored with racism too and recognize that there are still many things to be said about a Black person and a White person loving each other in a racist society. ↗

— Audre Lorde

#black #bored #each #get #hand