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My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#billy #brother #child #competition #cutting

Lorne finally said, Do the Blues Brothers thing. The response was amazing. People went nuts. ↗

— Steve Cropper

#blues #blues brothers #brothers #finally #nuts

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another. ↗

— Rene Descartes

#another #anything #been #cannot #conceive

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#day #girl #home #i #me

As I've often said, Wisconsin's greatest strength continues to be the dedicated, hardworking people of our state. They go to work everyday, pay their taxes, and raise their kids with good, Midwestern values. ↗

— Jim Doyle

#dedicated #everyday #go #good #greatest

I don't know what I have said. I have answered so many questions and I am so confused I don't know one thing from another. I am telling you just as nearly as I know. ↗

— Lizzie Andrew Borden

#another #answered #confused #i #i am

I don't think the Constitution is studied almost anywhere, including law schools. In law schools, what they study is what the court said about the Constitution. They study the opinions. They don't study the Constitution itself. ↗

— Robert Bork

#almost #anywhere #constitution #court #i

Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said, I can do no other. ↗

— Heywood Broun

#granite #great #hearts #hell #hell is

He said true things, but called them by wrong names. ↗

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

#names #said #them #things #true

I've always said it took me 20 years to find out how to write a song in 20 minutes. ↗

— Bart Howard

#find #how #i #me #minutes