#said

Those who said I'm not an out-and-out goal-scorer are probably right. I always feel I could score more. ↗

— Wayne Rooney

#could #feel #i #i always #more

What surprises me is when people give me their mobile number. The other day, someone on a bus asked if I swear. I said I try not to, but of course I'm just a normal person. ↗

— Christopher Parker

#bus #course #day #give #give me

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter. ↗

— Tony Parsons

#chasing #i #offensive #police #said

Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon. ↗

— Andy Partridge

#being #brain #england #getting #had

It is almost always wrong that the time isn't ripe to decide something. That is always said of difficult problems. ↗

— Chris Patten

#always #decide #difficult #problems #ripe

I always have said that the most valuable thing I have isn't money; it's my time. ↗

— Chris Paul

#i #i always #money #most #my time

What I've always said is that I'm opposed to institutional racism, and I would've, had I've been alive at the time, I think, had the courage to march with Martin Luther King to overturn institutional racism, and I see no place in our society for institutional racism. ↗

— Rand Paul

#always #been #courage #had #i

I gotta tell you, right at the top of my list would be taking vitamins. I know that over the years doctors have said they're ridiculous and all that. But I started taking my vitamins at an early age. And I take them every day. Every bloody day! So I think that's number one. For whatever reason, I feel active and pretty good at my age. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#age #bloody #day #doctors #early

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." ↗

— Emo Philips

#big #big guy #corners #face #fight

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.' ↗

— Emo Philips

#five #here #i #lady #miles