#salmon

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

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#money #restaurant #salmon #humor

Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#salmon #surreal #change

I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

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#cook #cooking #day #exactly #felt