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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #santa claus
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts. ↗
— Dennis Franz
#came #claus #getting #had #hard
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights. ↗
— Steve Israel
#any #attempts #ban #christmas #claus
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. ↗
— Trey Parker
#i #i see #joseph #luke #person
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas. ↗
— Alfred E. Smith
#christmas #claus #empty #fireplace #going
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. ↗
— Herbert Hoover
#besides #claus #dark #go #good
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. ↗
— Victor Borge
#claus #idea #once #only #people
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. ↗
— H. L. Mencken
#claus #democracy #dream #heaven #only