#saving

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. ↗

— Andy Richter

#being #being funny #cause #creating #flowers

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. ↗

— Will Rogers

#buy #gamble #go #goes #good

When it comes to the economy, my highest priority as President will be worrying about your job, not saving my own. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#comes #economy #highest #highest priority #job

I will promote savings and investment by maintaining the 15% rate on capital gains and dividends. I will eliminate the tax entirely for those with annual income below $200,000. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#below #capital #capital gains #dividends #eliminate

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bag #i #ounce #put #savings

While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#face #losing #saving #while #you

Only by taking responsibility for oneself, to the greatest extent possible, can one ever be free, and only a free person can make responsible choices - between right and wrong, saving and spending, giving or taking. ↗

— Paul Ryan

#choices #ever #extent #free #free person

I know that 20 years from now if anyone asks me one question, it will be, 'What was it like to be in Saving Private Ryan? ↗

— Tom Sizemore

#asks #i #know #like #me

Helping someone come to a saving knowledge of Christ is the greatest achievement possible. ↗

— Charles Stanley

#christ #come #greatest #greatest achievement #helping

My legislation, the Simple Savings Tax Relief Act of 2005, simply eliminates the taxation of interest earned in savings accounts, such as passbook savings accounts or bank certificates of deposit. ↗

— Cliff Stearns

#act #bank #certificates #deposit #earned