#sayin

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#girlfriend #i #i do #know #mad

These thieves defend themselves by saying, 'I was there all the time, and the officials missed me.' Favorite excuses for missing surveillance checkpoints: jacket covered the number took off the shirt with the number hidden in a crowd. ↗

— Joe Henderson

#crowd #defend #excuses #favorite #hidden

Good writers are in the business of leaving signposts saying, Tour my world, see and feel it through my eyes; I am your guide. ↗

— Larry King

#business #eyes #feel #good #guide

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer. ↗

— Drew Lewis

#cancer #cause #does #lung #rain

New York is traditional New York, you know what I'm saying? It's the stomping ground of the hustlers and go-getters. ↗

— Busta Rhymes

#i #know #new #new york #saying

You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice. ↗

— John Mellencamp

#better #cannot #car #choice #ditch

It's obvious, but perhaps worth saying, that happiness has virtually nothing to do with the state of your intellect. ↗

— Daniel Keys Moran

#intellect #nothing #obvious #perhaps #saying

We have sent our troops to war without paying for it. Now, we are bringing them home without saying how we are paying for it. ↗

— Patty Murray

#home #how #now #our #paying

Already people are saying we do need a change. ↗

— Georgios A. Papandreou

#change #need #people #saying

Some of the generals are saying, 'We're making progress. We are clearing an area.' But you really don't defeat the Taliban by clearing an area. They move. ↗

— Colin Powell

#clearing #defeat #generals #making #move