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You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.


Jon Lovitz


#funny #great #i #saying #want

And in a democracy, when we say we're mad at what's going on, what we need to be saying is we're mad at ourselves.


Mike Lowry


#going #mad #need #ourselves #say

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.


Matt Lucas


#complain #funny #got #happens #headline

I am a genius. Then it amused me to keep saying so, but now it does not. I expected to be happy sometime. Now I know I shall never be.


Mary MacLane


#amused #be happy #does #expected #genius

It's a hard job. It means giving up some things, but on the other hand they keep saying you can have it all. You can't really have it all so easy. You can do a little of this and little of that.


Garry Marshall


#giving #giving up #hand #hard #hard job

In Europe they call geeks 'smart people,' and frankly I think we live in a culture that doesn't value intelligence enough; so I am very proud in saying that I am a geek.


James Marsters


#call #culture #enough #europe #frankly

I don't judge people by their sexual orientation or the color of their skin, so I find it really hard to identify someone by saying that they're a gay person or a black person or a Jewish person.


Diana Ross


#color #find #gay #hard #i

I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn't weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird.


Paul McCartney


#anything #doing #i #people #realized

You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.


George McGovern


#bad #just #know #our time #polite

Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.


Ed McMahon


#close #could #described #johnny #married






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