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The Declaration of Independence says when government fails, the people have the right to replace it. Well, New York State government has failed and the people have the right, indeed the people have the the people have the obligation, to act.


Andrew Cuomo


#declaration #failed #fails #government #indeed

There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'


Louis C. K.


#big #big problem #dilemma #does #figure

Guitar Player Magazine says Dick Dale is the father of Heavy Metal, blowing up 48 amplifiers, creating the first power amplifier.


Dick Dale


#amplifiers #blowing #creating #dale #father

So you keep raising these taxes, and all of a sudden the business community says, 'Why are we here? We can go someplace else and use their phones.' That's one of the problems that directly affects the business community.


Richard M. Daley


#business #business community #community #directly #else

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!


Larry David


#headline #i #man #married #millions

When a middle-aged man says in a moment of weariness that he is half dead, he is telling the literal truth.


Elmer Davis


#half #literal #man #middle-aged #middle-aged man

I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to meditate, but it's really hard for me to stay still. I'd like to try to force myself to do it, because everybody says how wonderful meditation is for you, but I can't shut my mind up. So patience and learning is the key.


Ellen DeGeneres


#everybody #everything #force #hard #how

I had a philosophy, which may have been proven right, that directing isn't as hard as everyone says it is.


Matthew Vaughn


#directing #everyone #had #hard #i

Wild at Heart made a few people angry-they thought I was exploiting women by showing that when a woman says no she really means yes.


Laura Dern


#few #few people #heart #i #made

I think most defense attorneys honestly believe the principle that says, 'Better 10 guilty go free than even one possibly innocent person be convicted.'


Alan Dershowitz


#believe #better #convicted #defense #even






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