#says

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here. ↗

— Alvah Bessie

#bombay #gal #got #hasn #her

Just talk to me as a father - not what the Constitution says. What do you feel? ↗

— Joe Biden

#father #feel #just #me #says

We are always going to be influenced by America... I watched the word 'bum' go out and 'butt' come in. And part of me says, oh that's a shame, but Aussie boys are still Aussie boys. ↗

— Bryan Brown

#america #aussie #bum #come #go

Don't accept that you are in crisis just because everyone says you are. ↗

— Alastair Campbell

#because #crisis #everyone #just #just because

There's nothing written in the Bible, Old or New testament, that says, "If you believe in Me, you ain't going to have no troubles." ↗

— Ray Charles

#bible #going #me #new #new testament

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#back #bad #bad back #doctor #got

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember. ↗

— Dick Ebersol

#i #leather #meeting #pants #pretty

Anytime someone says we're channelling 1960s, I'm like, I'm in, I love it. ↗

— Lindsay Ellingson

#i #i love #like #love #says

You wont hear anything from me that says I didn't kill David. I did kill him. ↗

— Ruth Ellis

#david #did #hear #him #i

You just have to do your own thing, no matter what anyone says. It's your life. ↗