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I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen that, if men ever bathe in seas where they are found, a shark is almost sure to appear directly afterwards. ↗


— George Grey


#almost #appear #bathe #directly #ever

My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It beat him by a half a leg's length, right below the knee. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #shark #funny

Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. ↗


— Kelley Armstrong


#humor #internal-thoughts #monsters-in-the-dark #sharks #humor

There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist. ↗


— Melissa Haynes


#shark-conservation #sharkfin-soup #men

There are no true friends in politics. We are all sharks circling, and waiting, for traces of blood to appear in the water. ↗


— Alan Clark


#blood #circling #friends #politics #sharks

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. ↗


— Trisha Goddard


#huge #job #life #media #pool

Sharks have everything a scientist dreams of. They're beautiful―God, how beautiful they are! They're like an impossibly perfect piece of machinery. They're as graceful as any bird. They're as mysterious as any animal on earth. No one knows for sure how long they live or what impulses―except for hunger―they respond to. There are more than two hundred and fifty species of shark, and everyone is different from every other one. ↗


— Peter Benchley


#science #sharks #beauty

I'm enjoying two beautiful visions tonight. Watching you stand there against a marvelous background has to be the most intriguing sunset I have ever experienced. ↗


— K.S. Collier


#hawaiian #maui #paranormal-romance #romance #romance-novels

My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself to the usual lot of women who bow their heads and become concubines. ↗


— Trieu Thi Choi


#feminism #sharks #courage

If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #shark #funny






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