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#shepley

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I need another drink!” I said as a second attempt to change the subject. “Shots!” America yelled. Shepley rolled his eyes. “Oh, yeah. That’s what you need, another shot.


Jamie McGuire


#america #beautiful-disaster #funny #jamie-mcguire #shepley

So you like her and you're scared. Now what?" "Nothing. It just sucks that I finally found the girl worth having and she's too good for me.


Jamie McGuire


#travis-maddox #beauty

Oh! Thanks for the public service announcement about what not to do in college, Mr. Eighteen-year-old-frat-boy-with-eleventy-billion-'serious'-girlfriends-under-his-belt! Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day! You're a bitch! Take. Me. Home. I'd love to, if you'd get in the fucking car!


Jamie McGuire


#funny-fight-scene #jamie-mcguire #shepley #walking-disaster #beauty

The whole feeling-out-of-my-element thing was pissing me off, and then I had Pepé Le Pew over there threatening my death.


Jamie McGuire


#shepley #walking-disaster #beauty






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