#shovel

Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up. ↗

— Donald T. Regan

#cleaning #down #follow #like #main

I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.
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— Jarod Kintz

#cemetery #dig #shovel #art

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#death #ditch #find #found #job

You may pray to God to remove the hills on your way and fill every pothole on your path; but don’t be surprised if God gives you a shovel to do so! ↗

— Israelmore Ayivor

#dream #hills #israelmore-ayivor #pothole #pray-god

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#even #fireworks #i #i do #i think