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If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.


Calvin Coolidge


#coming #ditch #down #down the road #into

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 



Jarod Kintz


#death #ditch #find #found #job

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.


Megan McCafferty


#harry-potter-related #quidditch #funny

I'm sitting in the bleachers, watching longingly as all the boys and umbumped girls in my Personal Health and Fitness class play Muggle Quidditch. I don't even like the game very much, I think it's silly, but I so miss physical activity that I'd be thrilled if I could run around the gymnasium with a broom between my legs, chasing after the human snitch wearing a gold pinny.


Megan McCafferty


#harry-potter-related #quidditch #funny

And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me —” “JORDAN!” yelled Professor McGonagall. “Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest —


J.K. Rowling


#j-k-rowling #jordan #order-of-the-phoenix #professor-mcgonagall #quidditch

Harry was speeding toward the ground when the crowd saw him clap his hand to his mouth as though he was going to be sick-he hit the field on all fours-coughed-and something gold fell into his hand. 'I've got the snitch!' he shouted, waving it above his head, and the game ended in complete confusion. 'He didn't catch it, he nearly swalloed it,' Flint was still howling twenty minutes later, but it made no difference-Harry hadn't broken any rules and Lee Jordan was still happily shouting the results-Gryffindor had won by 170 points to 60.


J.K. Rowling


#confusion

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.


Tallulah Bankhead


#bed #could #ditch #dull #get

I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.


Ty Cobb


#bastards #beat #ditch #fight #had

One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him.


Booker T. Washington


#another man #cannot #ditch #down #him

What we collectively decide about how to bail out our economy, how to pull our economy out of a ditch and what rules we put in place to make sure this problem does not happen again, will shape our country for the next 50 years. This is it.


Elizabeth Warren


#again #bail #collectively #country #decide






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