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#cleaning

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cleaning




Give me the benefit of your assistance during those ablutions that neccessarily, though unfortunatly, invariably follow the excercise of the culinary art.


Elizabeth Goudge


#culinary #art

I can't make Pa change and be neat, so I'll have to change and be dirty. Been peace in this house ever since.


Ma Kettle


#humor #change

As I would soon learn myself, cleaning up what a parent leaves behind stirs up dust, both literal and metaphorical. It dredges up memories. You feel like you’re a kid again, poking around in your parents’ closet, only this time there’s no chance of getting in trouble, so you don’t have to be so sure that everything gets put back exactly where it was before you did your poking around. Still, you hope to find something, or maybe you fear finding something, that will completely change your conception of the parent you thought you knew.


Roz Chast


#cleaning #death #mourning #parents #perception

Instead of communicating "I love you, so let me make life easy for you," I decided that my message needed to be something more along these lines: "I love you. I believe in you. I know what you're capable of. So I'm going to make you work.


Kay Wills Wyma


#entitlement #kids #parenting #work #communication

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.



Jarod Kintz


#clean #cleaning #funny #humor #kitchen

...I have to go home and get a few things done. If I don’t get out the Pledge soon, the dust bunnies are going to be leaving tracks on my furniture...


Carla Foft


#humour #work #home

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.


Dave Barry


#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived.


Anne Lamott


#inspirational #perfection #writing #inspirational

Excuse the mess, but we live here.


Roseanne Barr


#housekeeping #life #mess #messes #life

When someone hands you a broom, get a few buckets of paint. That is how a janitor becomes an impressionist. If the 19th century French style could improve upon nature, it can make your floor look clean.


Bauvard


#brooms #cleaning #custodians #funny #humor






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