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#cleaning

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cleaning




Instead of communicating "I love you, so let me make life easy for you," I decided that my message needed to be something more along these lines: "I love you. I believe in you. I know what you're capable of. So I'm going to make you work.


Kay Wills Wyma


#entitlement #kids #parenting #work #communication

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.



Jarod Kintz


#clean #cleaning #funny #humor #kitchen

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.


Dave Barry


#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived.


Anne Lamott


#inspirational #perfection #writing #inspirational

I think cleaning house at the CIA needed to happen.


Pete Hoekstra


#cleaning #happen #house #i #i think

I started making some proper decisions, getting things in order. It's kind of like cleaning up your house. I was looking for direction for what God wanted me to do - and that's when I got a call about The Passion.


Scott Stapp


#call #cleaning #decisions #direction #getting

The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live...


David Sedaris


#funny #humor #joke #funny

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.


Celia Cruz


#anything #before #clean #cleaning #come

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.


Linda Fiorentino


#bathroom #cleaning #i #thinking #today

The house was clean, scrubbed and immaculate, curtains washed, windows polished, but all as a man does it - the ironed curtains did not hang quite straight and there were streaks on the windows and a square showed on the table when a book was moved.


John Steinbeck


#house #men #men






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