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#cleaning

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cleaning




Give me the benefit of your assistance during those ablutions that neccessarily, though unfortunatly, invariably follow the excercise of the culinary art.


Elizabeth Goudge


#culinary #art

Instead of communicating "I love you, so let me make life easy for you," I decided that my message needed to be something more along these lines: "I love you. I believe in you. I know what you're capable of. So I'm going to make you work.


Kay Wills Wyma


#entitlement #kids #parenting #work #communication

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.



Jarod Kintz


#clean #cleaning #funny #humor #kitchen

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.


Dave Barry


#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

Excuse the mess, but we live here.


Roseanne Barr


#housekeeping #life #mess #messes #life

I was cleaning out the pigsty at a farm in Wales, where my mother had rented a room, when the results of my final school exam were handed to me by the postman, along with the news that I had a state scholarship to Oxford. I had waited for this letter for so many weeks that I had abandoned hope, deciding that I had failed ignominiously.


Nina Bawden


#along #cleaning #deciding #exam #failed

I enjoy the cleaning up - something about the getting of things in order for winter - making the garden secure - a battening down of hatches perhaps... It just feels right.


David Hobson


#cleaning #down #enjoy #feels #garden

I think cleaning house at the CIA needed to happen.


Pete Hoekstra


#cleaning #happen #house #i #i think

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.


Denis Leary


#good #i #kitchen #laundry #no problem

I visited those friends who'd just had a baby, and she was washing dishes and he was cleaning the house, and I burst with happiness. And in their minds, they were in this terrible domestic rut.


Josh Lucas


#burst #cleaning #dishes #domestic #friends






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