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#toilets

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I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.


Jack Kevorkian


#demeaning #find #i #toilets

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.


Klaus Kinski


#cleaning #continue #i #making #movies

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.


Bruce Springsteen


#clean #done #had #i #janitor

Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty libraries. I do not want to see cattle grazing on fields meant to be cricket or football grounds.


Sachin Tendulkar


#cattle #classrooms #cricket #empty #even

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.


Mike Peters


#flushed #originally #success #toilets #were

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)


Mary Sumner


#drama #gossip #poop-in-toilets #trouble #gossip

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.


Chuck Palahniuk


#humorous #sex #humor

I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.


Willie Aames


#big #big movie #cleaning #day #god

Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.


Beck


#city #coming #full #i #malls

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.


Joey Bishop


#cash register #find #gas #gas station #go






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