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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" ↗

— Will Rogers

#best #country #every #get #how

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ↗

— Will Rogers

#baby #come #congress #country #feel

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. ↗

— Will Rogers

#art #convincing #money #need #people

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. ↗

— Will Rogers

#anybody #economist #else #good #guess

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ↗

— Will Rogers

#gossip #live #parrot #sell #such

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. ↗

— Will Rogers

#dislike #gossip #only #only time #people

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. ↗

— Will Rogers

#claims #due #had #haven #lincoln

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? ↗

— Will Rogers

#business #check #crime #legalize #out

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. ↗

— Will Rogers

#get #just #over #right #right track