#si

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. ↗

— Paul Harvey

#down #five #fore #game #golf

I got one letter at the very beginning, like, in the first season, saying - from a woman who was very religious, very Christian, saying how wrong she thought the show was, but she thinks it's the funniest show on television. ↗

— Sean Hayes

#christian #first #funniest #got #how

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. ↗

— Paul Harvey

#been #better #buried #ever #every

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. ↗

— Paul Harvey

#i #monument #never #pessimist #seen

Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#after #being #comedy #everyone #family

Hollywood is run by people who sit up in their executive office, who are not connected to Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They know nothing about that, they don't go to church, and they make their decisions about what they think is right. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#alabama #carolina #chicago #church #connected

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? ↗

— Will Harvey

#opposite #pro #progress

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. ↗

— Will Harvey

#i #monument #never #pessimist #seen

I praise the Lord here today. I know that all my talent and all my ability comes from him, and without him I'm nothing and I thank him for his great blessing. ↗

— Ernie Harwell

#blessing #comes #great #here #him

Baseball is a tongue-tied kid from Georgia growing up to be an announcer and praising the Lord for showing him the way to Cooperstown. This is a game for America. Still a game for America, this baseball! ↗

— Ernie Harwell

#announcer #baseball #game #georgia #growing