#slapped

I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now. ↗

— Jeb Bradley

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I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing. ↗

— Keith David

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#doctor #head #i #i came #me

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? ↗

— Molly Harper

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#little-old-lady #pimp-slapped #dating