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I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.


Guillermo Cabrera Infante


#everything #finished #gomez #i #i write

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy and relatively normal, but when you add on some kind of disability or disease, it can just be such a burden.


Patricia Heaton


#add #burden #disability #disease #enough

I felt totally released from the need to make it as an actress. I had experienced complete fulfillment in something that had nothing to do with me being in the spotlight.


Patricia Heaton


#being #complete #experienced #felt #fulfillment

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.


Mitch Hedberg


#brain #brian #call #compliment #even

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.


Mitch Hedberg


#great #hungry #really #rice #something

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.


Mitch Hedberg


#eat #fish #fishing #go #just

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.


Mitch Hedberg


#flyer #hands #here #like #saying

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.


Mitch Hedberg


#eat #how #hungry #i #i am

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.


Jon Heder


#gained #great #i #i do #just

I didn't think any amount of money was worth something that would take away what you believed in or what you stood for. I didn't want to do something my parents and daughter couldn't be proud of.


Tippi Hedren


#any #away #believed #daughter #i






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