#someone

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#always #between #comedy #course #falls

Over there, Kevin McHale, I feel like I'm talking to someone I know. It's just a total different atmosphere. ↗

— Latrell Sprewell

#different #feel #i #i feel #i feel like

I just decided I wanted to become someone else... So I became someone else. ↗

— Dusty Springfield

#become #decided #else #i #just

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better. ↗

— Jerry Springer

#celebrities #else #every #life #making

You can tell when someone has had a facelift and I haven't had a facelift, and I look like I haven't had a facelift. ↗

— Rick Springfield

#had #haven #i #like #look

Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home. ↗

— Ben Stein

#because #been #definitely #even #fear

I just love jumping into someone else's life. It is a relatively cheap way to experience things you would be too scared to contemplate in your own life. ↗

— Dougray Scott

#contemplate #else #experience #i #into

Being a salesman and an actor were not that dissimilar: It is a good lesson in covering up your feelings. No one wants to buy from someone who looks depressed. ↗

— Dougray Scott

#being #buy #covering #depressed #dissimilar

An athlete gets paid a lot of money. And someone who is after that, a thief, a mugger or someone who steals from people, they are taking a chance with the law that if they get caught, they are going to jail or face some other problem. In my case, you are going to get shot. ↗

— Luke Scott

#athlete #case #caught #chance #face

If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, 'See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.' ↗

— Luke Scott

#birth #birth certificate #born #cabinet #certificate