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#speeding

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I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof.


Jennifer Tilly


#cops #doing #had #hill #how

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.


Will Durst


#men #one thing #speeding #superior #thing

Do you know how fast you were going?" Fang looked at the speedometer..."No," he said truthfully. I tagged you at seventy miles per hour,"she said, pulling out a clipboard. I let out an impressed whistle. "Excellent! I never thought we'd be that fast." Fang shot me a look and I put my hand over my mouth.


James Patterson


#excellence

If the workers took a notion they could stop all speeding trains; every ship upon the ocean they can tie with mighty chains.


Joe Hill


#could #every #mighty #notion #ocean

It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I'd lost a long time ago.


Nic Sheff


#control #life #speeding #life

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#everybody #everybody else #full #get #i






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