#spider

I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire. And I don't have a cell phone. ↗

— Kirk Douglas

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#cell phone #computer #day #every #every day

I think I'll give it up, the fantasy is over, I wanted to play Spiderman, Peter Parker. ↗

— George Eads

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#give #i #i think #over #parker

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight. ↗

— Dawn French

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#being #comic #comic relief #costume #decide