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HYDRO-MAN: Pathetic, you don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man do you? SPIDER-MAN: Did you say Hydrant-Man? The dogs must love you.


Spider-Man


#spiderman #love

Peter Parker: I mean, what I do sometimes requires violence, but I'm not a violent man, I'm really not. But I just-- Mary Jane: You wanted to deck her. Peter: Twice. And I hate feeling that way. Why is it that people feel the need to take whatever little authority they have and shove it down your throat? And the smaller the authority, the bigger the shove. Aunt May: It offends you, doesn't it? Peter: Yeah, it does. Aunt May: Why? Peter: I -- What do you mean, why? Aunt May: Why does it offend you? Peter: Shouldn't it? Aunt May: If a lion broke out of its cage at the zoo, and bit you, it would hurt, sure, and you'd be upset, of course. But would you be offended? Peter: No, of course not. Aunt May: Why? Peter: Because that's the nature of a lion. Aunt May: Some people by nature are kind and charitable. You could say that some people, including at least one person at this table, are by their nature heroes. Ben always reminded me that we each contain all the nobler and meaner aspects of humanity, but some get a bigger dose than others of one thing or another. Some are petty, and mean, and uncharitable. That's their nature. You can hope for better, even try to lead them to be and you may even succeed. But when they behave badly, it's right to be upset by it, or hurt by it, but you can be no more offended by it than you can when a lion bites you.


J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-man Ultimate Collection Volume


#spiderman #nature

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.


Jim Benton


#iron-man #knitting #pickle #reference-to-superheroes #spiderman

With great hotness comes great responsibility.


Alyxandra Harvey


#spiderman #vampires #humor

Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache.


Brian Michael Bendis


#spiderman #humor

I think I'll give it up, the fantasy is over, I wanted to play Spiderman, Peter Parker.


George Eads


#give #i #i think #over #parker

It would be Spiderman. I'd love to be Peter Parker.


Casper Van Dien


#love #parker #peter #spiderman #would

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.


Dawn French


#being #comic #comic relief #costume #decide

Spiderman can climb walls and he's got a cool outfit.


Rhona Mitra


#cool #got #outfit #spiderman #walls

Ah, man, when Wolverine grows his face back, he's really gonna be pretty upset.


Brian Michael Bendis


#spiderman #wolverine #humor






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