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It's so bizarre, I'm not scared of snakes or spiders. But I'm scared of butterflies. There is something eerie about them. Something weird!


Nicole Kidman


#bizarre #butterflies #eerie #i #scared

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.


Jim Benton


#iron-man #knitting #pickle #reference-to-superheroes #spiderman

I remember first learning about death quite vividly. I'm not sure how old I was, but I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. My grandfather had died, and my mother was trying to explain it to me. 'Sometimes, when someone gets ill, and they're very very old, they don't get better again. They just get iller and iller and then... then their body stops working.' 'I don't understand.' 'What's in them just goes away, and doesn't come back.' 'Grandpa isn't coming back?' 'No,' she said. 'Not ever again.' 'Grandpa said he was going away and not ever coming back after he held Grandma's head in that cotton-dump outside of town and kicked Skeeter seventy-three times.' 'Grandpa was very drunk. That's not the same as being dead. Grandpa's dead, son. He's not there anymore.' And I remember saying, 'Hold everything right fucking THERE. 'You went to all the trouble of conceiving me, and giving birth to me, and raising me and feeding me and clothing me and all-- and, YEAH, whipping me from time to time, and making me live in a house that's freezing fucking cold all the goddamn time-- and you make me cry and things hurt so much and disappointments crush my heart every day and I can't do half the things I want to do and sometimes I just want to scream-- and what I've got to look forward to is my body breaking and something flipping off the switch in my head-- I go through all this-- and then there's death? 'What is the motherfucking deal here?


Warren Ellis


#death

Touch but a cobweb in Westminster Hall, and the old spider of the law is out upon you with all his vermin at his heels.


Henry Fox


#hall #heels #his #law #old

With great hotness comes great responsibility.


Alyxandra Harvey


#spiderman #vampires #humor

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.


Dave Barry


#spiders #humor

I think this journal will be disadvantageous for me, for I spend my time now like a spider spinning my own entrails.


Mary Boykin Chesnut


#i #i think #journal #like #me

...You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city-- LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!


Warren Ellis


#life

I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.


Warren Ellis


#intelligence

There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the ravages of life. These are wine, women and song


Neil Gaiman


#life






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