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I had a feeling she probably made friends with people pretty easily, and that could be a good thing for me too, since I'd always been a little on the reserved side. She probably had offended a lot of people too, but maybe they all just overlooked it, as i was finding it surprisingly easy to do. She seemed genuinely oblivious to the fact that anything she said could be potentially insulting, and for some reason that made it kind of forgivable.


Jessi Kirby


#friendship #moonglass #forgiveness

Don't ignore the love you DO have in your life by focusing on the love you DON'T.


Mandy Hale


#blessings #contentment #finding-love #friendship #glass-half-full

I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy." Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine." Dead silence.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #myrnin #funny

I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.


Jarod Kintz


#embarrassing #fall #funny #humor #leaves

I'm not leaving, Kitten. You're going to do this." My mouth opened as did the door behind us. Stomach dropping, I turned to see Mom standing there in all her fuzzy-bunny pajama glory. Oh, for the love of God.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#bonus-points #daemon #embarrassing #funny #katy

The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #magic #funny

I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here." "Is there something wrong with that?" "Absolutely.


Ned Vizzini


#sadness #suicide #therapy #funny

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.


Bill Hicks


#funny

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.


Francine Pascal


#cool #ed-fargo #fearless #funny #death

I applied for your love like a recent MBA grad might apply at Walmart today. I grew a beard on my chest and laughed through my ass just to get your attention.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #love #mba #funny






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