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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #statistics




There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.


Rex Stout


#kinds #look #make #make up #statistics

The government are very keen on amassing statistics. They collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams. But you must never forget that every one of these figures comes in the first instance from the village watchman, who just puts down what he damn pleases.


Josiah Stamp


#science #statistics #science

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.


Banksy


#obesity #statistics #humor

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.


Vin Scully


#illumination #like #much #statistics #support

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal.


Henci Goer


#doctor #humor #statistics #humor

This book is an essay in what is derogatorily called "literary economics," as opposed to mathematical economics, econometrics, or (embracing them both) the "new economic history." A man does what he can, and in the more elegant - one is tempted to say "fancier" - techniques I am, as one who received his formation in the 1930s, untutored. A colleague has offered to provide a mathematical model to decorate the work. It might be useful to some readers, but not to me. Catastrophe mathematics, dealing with such events as falling off a height, is a new branch of the discipline, I am told, which has yet to demonstrate its rigor or usefulness. I had better wait. Econometricians among my friends tell me that rare events such as panics cannot be dealt with by the normal techniques of regression, but have to be introduced exogenously as "dummy variables." The real choice open to me was whether to follow relatively simple statistical procedures, with an abundance of charts and tables, or not. In the event, I decided against it. For those who yearn for numbers, standard series on bank reserves, foreign trade, commodity prices, money supply, security prices, rate of interest, and the like are fairly readily available in the historical statistics.


Charles P. Kindleberger


#economics #finance #statistics #money

Statistics show that the nature of English crime is reverting to its oldest habits. In a country where so many desire status and wealth, petty annoyances can spark disproportionately violent behaviour. We become frustrated because we feel powerless, invisible, unheard. We crave celebrity, but that’s not easy to come by, so we settle for notoriety. Envy and bitterness drive a new breed of lawbreakers, replacing the old motives of poverty and the need for escape. But how do you solve crimes which no longer have traditional motives?


Christopher Fowler


#crime #crime-solving #habits #motives #poverty

Baseball is a soap opera that lends itself to probabilistic thinking. [Dick Cramer]


Michael Lewis


#sports #statistics #art

Above all else show the data.


Edward R. Tufte


#graphics #statistics #visualization

Statistics, likelihoods, and probabilities mean everything to men, nothing to God.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#almighty #god #likelihood #might #omnipotence






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