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Dear Alec and Magnus, How are you? Everything's just fine here. Thanks for you postcard with the picture of the Taj Mahal. It looks nice. Disregard my last few postcards. I see I overdid it. To make it up to you, I'm going to redecorate Magnus's loft for free. -Izzy


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #magnus-bane #postcards #magnus-bane

Postcards and postcolonialism are two things I advocate for people who can't afford to go on vacation.


Bauvard


#humor #postcolonialism #vacation #funny

Dear Alec, As your best friend and parabatai, I am offended not to have been asked to be your best man at the wedding. Et tu, Brutus. -Jace Alec , he really is upset. He hasn't washed his hair in three days. -Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-lightwood #postcards #clary-fray

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.


Megan Fox


#costco #ever #go #hollywood #i

I remember when an editor at the National Geographic promised to run about a dozen of my landscape pictures from a story on the John Muir trail as an essay, but when the group of editors got together, someone said that my pictures looked like postcards.


Galen Rowell


#dozen #editor #editors #essay #geographic

Dear Alec & Magnus, It's Izzy. Got your card. Glad you're having fun. Nothing's happening here-Clary's mom is marrying some werewolf. I think you guys should get married too. I'm thinking about planing it. I love planing parties. -Isabelle


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #magnus-bane #postcards #love

For if you look over the State of Religion as it standeth in Christendom, there is no Church whatsoever which will accept you as a Member of its Communion, but upon some particular terms of Belief, or Practice, which Christ never appointed, and it may be such as an honest and a wise Christian cannot consent to. I am not more able to give up my Reason to the Church of England, than to give up my Senses to the Church of Rome; it looks like a Trick in all Churches to take away the use of Mens Reason, that they may render us Vassals and Slaves to all their Dictates and Commands.


William Stephens


#priestcraft #men






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