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#stocking

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #stocking




It is a myth that art has to be sold. It is not like stocking a grocery store where people fill a pushcart. Art is a product that has no apparent need. The salesperson builds the need in the mind of the buyer.


Jack White


#art #builds #buyer #fill #grocery

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.


Mitch Hedberg


#severed #stocking #ultimate

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.


Mo Rocca


#goodness #stocking #stuffed

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#children #christmas time #filled #filling #god

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.


Jay London


#crabs #fishnet #girlfriend #her #i

He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.


Kyra Sedgwick


#christmas #christmas eve #down #eve #got

No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band.


Gene Simmons


#better #fire #fishnet #needed #never

The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred and eighty. The latter was an inch shorter than his rival, and ten pounds lighter; but he was much the most active of the two.


Augustus Baldwin Longstreet


#active #eighty #feet #flesh #former

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes.


Cole Porter


#days #glimpse #god #goes #knows

My heart, for unknown reasons, seems to freeze in motion in my chest. I can see he senses it and he holds his pause to enjoy my suffering, prolonging my ignorance. “Viktor, what?


Gwenn Wright


#dark #family-saga #gothic #gwenn-wright #mystery






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