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Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.


Christopher Moore


#fool #love #rose #tumor #love

Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator. I am a superbeing. I --" And at that point she bounced her forehead off a light pole with a dull twang and was suddenly lying on her back, looking at the streetlights above her, which kept going out of focus, the bastards.


Christopher Moore


#you-suck #love

I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact and comfort. Pigs have a delightful sense of mischief; most of them seem to enjoy a good joke and appreciate music. And that is something you would certainly never suspect from your relationship with a pork chop.


Sy Montgomery


#humor #pigs #sy-mongomery #humor

If I didn't love so damn hard I wouldn't have someone to risk my life for.


Leslie Lee Sanders


#dystopian-fiction #erotic-romance #gay-romance #mm #post-apocalyptic

I know a lot of things about you, Garth...And I'm rooting for you anyways.


Doug TenNapel


#god #god-s-love #unconditional-love #love

So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a punctuation mark, not a profession


Christopher Moore


#you-suck #love

Your eyes are as a flame, but our brothers have neither hope nor fire. Your mouth is cut of granite, but our brothers are soft and humble. Your head is high, but our brothers cringe. You walk, but our brothers crawl. We wish to be damned with you, rather than blessed with all our brothers. Do as you please with us, but do not send us away from you.


Ayn Rand


#love #love

Our apartment is a hotel for losers. A pit stop before the next ride.


Ida Løkås


#losers #love #pit-stop #ride #love

If that which we have found is the corruption of solitude, then what can men wish for save corruption? If this is the great evil of being alone, than what is good and what is evil?


Ayn Rand


#philosophy #men

There are two goddesses in your heard. The Goddess of Wisdom and the Goddess of Wealth. Everyone thinks they need to get wealth first, and wisdom will come. So they concern themselves with chasing money. But they have it backwards. You have to give your heart to the Goddess of Wisdom, giver her all your love and attention, and the Goddess of Wealth will become jealous, and follow you.


Joe Vigil


#born-to-run #christopher-mcdougall #folly #greed #running






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