#stupid

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well. ↗

— Derek Landy

#crux #funny #stupid #funny

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ↗

— Joe Theismann

#stupid #wow #funny

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? ↗

— Martin Freeman

#everyone #know #long #long words #pretend

The earth must be flat – there's a dunce in every corner of it I travel to. ↗

— Bauvard

#flat-earth #funny #humor #stupidity #funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ↗

— Albert Einstein

#human-nature #humor #infinity #philosophy #science

I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less. ↗

— Diane Cilento

#australia #commuting #england #had #i

Smart people have the brains, but stupid people have the balls ↗

— Ana

#people #stupidity #life

Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing. ↗

— Sarah Dessen

#learning #lesson #life #people #stupid-things

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ↗

— George Carlin

#person

I'll take crazy over stupid any day. ↗