#stupid

[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth. ↗

— Stephen Hawking

#science #stupidity #humor

He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#stupidity #humor

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea. ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#stupid #humor

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. ↗

— SIERRA

#humor #stupid #humor

Never confuse honor with stupidity! ↗

— R.A. Salvatore

#humor #stupidity #humor

I want you guys to line up alphabetically by height. ↗

— Bill Peterson

#stupidity #humor

I am an independent woman and I am not to be bossed around by some arrogant blonde! ↗

— Tori Otteson

#just-toriness #stupidity #humor

I'm stupid. I can never think of something... ↗

— Piedad Ornelas

#humor #retard #sisters-in-crime #stupidity #humor

Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#humor #stupidity #talents #humor

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”..... ..."Fuck all of you,” John retorted. “You don’t even exist. We’re all just a figment of my cock’s imagination. ↗

— David Wong

#hilarity #humour #penises #stupid-boys #imagination