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#sucking

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Sucking up to the biggies won't get us anywhere. ↗


— Alice Walker


#get #sucking #up #us #won

We, the artists, make the stuff they sell and they're like ticks on our backs, sucking the life out of us. ↗


— Malcolm Wilson


#backs #life #like #make #our

Hollywood has a way of sucking the world's talent to it. ↗


— Richard Linklater


#sucking #talent #way #world

American business at this point is really about developing an idea, making it profitable, selling it while it's profitable and then getting out or diversifying. It's just about sucking everything up. ↗


— Ian MacKaye


#american #business #developing #everything #getting

We had to go all through the night thinking that our baby was dead. When God showed him to us, he wasn't dead, he was sucking his thumb. God had him safe and sound. He is a miracle. He is so healthy, so perfect, and God has really, really blessed us. ↗


— Barbara Mandrell


#blessed #dead #go #god #had

Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks. ↗


— Karl Marx


#dead #labor #lives #living #more

[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#christopher-moore #love

Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the drawers [at the morgue]. "Do you think they mind?" The officer shook his head. "No, sir." Cavuto blew a stream of smoke at Gilbert [a dead guy]. "And him, do you think he minds?" No, sir." And you, Patrolman Jeeter, you don't mind, do you?" Jeeter cleared his throat. "Uh...no, sir." Well, good," Cavuto said. "Look, on the side of the car, Jeeter. It says 'Protect and Serve' not 'Piss and Moan.'" Yes, sir. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#christopher-moore #love

When I like someone a lot, I get scared that I'll let them down. My fear of sucking is worst when I feel like someone thinks I'm good. ↗


— Casey Affleck


#fear #feel #get #good #i

It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#humon #simon #vampires #death






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