#sunglasses

Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmer's market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you are either at a country music concert or you are indoors. ↗

— Christian Lander

#humor #sunglasses #white-people #music

What I'm saying is that, unlike a lot of portrayals of me, I'm not hiding behind the sunglasses. I'm out there working. I'm not trying to sell anybody anything, but I do realize we're entertainers. ↗

— David Duval

#anything #behind #entertainers #hiding #i

I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go. ↗

— Al Pacino

#go #i #now #shy #sunglasses

Those things don't happen today. I feel sorry for the kids in the industry today. They have on sunglasses, eat caviar in jet planes, but they'll never know the true feeling that we did. ↗

— Ben E. King

#did #eat #feel #feeling #happen

Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while. ↗

— Corey Hart

#eyes #hurts #night #sunglasses #wearing

When you go to awards shows these days, you can walk through a room and they give you everything for free: sunglasses, guitars, stuff for the wife. ↗

— Jordan Knight

#days #everything #free #give #go

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. ↗

— Fred Allen

#ask #autographs #church #even #god

Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses. ↗