#talker

For a guy who claimed not to be a stalker he sure knows the tricks of the trade. Give up the Ghost ↗

— Megan Crewe

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#humor #liar #stalker #humor

He had to get inside. It was essential that he know everything, the routes she took, her schedule, and the lay of the land. The silver moon glowed overhead, mocking him. Somewhere in the trees an owl hooted its laughter at his failure. Randy--from Spring Cleaning--Coming Summer 2012 ↗

— Brandi Salazar

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#dark #husbands #marriage #stalker #marriage

I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I dont know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously combust. This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way ↗

— Cynthia Hand

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#stalker #twilight #funny