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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ↗
— Albert Einstein
#human-nature #humor #infinity #philosophy #science
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. ↗
— Narcotics Anonymous
#insanity #life #misattributed-albert-einstein #humor
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. ↗
— Paul Terry
#humor #laziness #misattributed-to-hutchins #humor
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. ↗
— Mark Twain
#humor #misattributed #philosophy #theology #humor
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources ↗
#humor #misattributed #humor
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ↗
— Dorothy Parker
#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor
I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story. ↗
— Jonathan Safran Foer
#humor #humor
I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison system, I don’t have any friends. ↗
— Jarod Kintz
#kill #murder #overpopulated #overpopulation #prison
The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say - or their beliefs - or sex. ↗
— John Osborne
#beliefs #careers #doing #first #give
People always tell me, 'Reinvent yourself, re-this, re-whatever.' I haven't reinvented myself. It's an honest evolution. I've always been authentic. ↗
— Pamela Anderson
#authentic #been #evolution #haven #honest