#ted

I'm not an American, Do they count the votes in America? I haven't voted in Jamaica either. ↗

— Ziggy Marley

#american #count #either #haven #i

A guy came to the shop every day. A lot of guys put the foam like stuff that forms to you, kinda like the Indy car guys run. He fitted it up and it felt real good, so we're going to try to run it. ↗

— Sterling Marlin

#car #day #every #every day #felt

Accurst be he that first invented war. ↗

— Christopher Marlowe

#invented #war

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years. ↗

— Ed Wynn

#avoiding #calendar #care #day #every

Accursed be he that first invented war. ↗

— Christopher Marlowe

#first #invented #war

The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. ↗

— Marc Maron

#comedians #create #created #demand #easy

The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers. ↗

— Marc Maron

#bred #club #comedy #comedy club #comics

If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world. ↗

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#god #had #hadn #rested #sunday

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale. ↗

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#because #been #day #days #fiction

I think that the idea that I'm writing for many more people than I ever imagined has created a certain general responsibility that is literary and political. There's even pride involved, in not wanting to fall short of what I did before. ↗

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#certain #created #did #even #ever