#thank you

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you. ↗

— Andy Richter

#awkward #compliment #host #i #i think

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#because #chance #dear #enough #feel

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#fat #go #good #great #i

I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God. ↗

— Ben Stein

#devolved #god #history #i #mankind

My desk, most loyal friend thank you. You've been with me on every road I've taken. My scar and my protection. ↗

— Marina Tsvetaeva

#desk #every #friend #i #loyal

Thank you for making a web site for me. I was so surprised when I found it. ↗

— Susan Olsen

#i #making #me #site #surprised

I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes. ↗

— e. e. cummings

#amazing #blue #day #dream #everything

Our highly qualified teachers not only work hard, but they care about each and every student that enters their classroom. I thank you, Montana teachers, for your sense of duty and compassion to our precious future generation. ↗

— Conrad Burns

#care #classroom #compassion #duty #each

I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging. ↗

— George W. Bush

#day #hanging #i #out #taking

Thank you for making me nouveau riche. ↗

— Jerry Della Femina

#me #nouveau #thank #thank you #you